Match report: After a cagey first half, Leonid Zabolotny found himself unmarked and scampered clear down the left hand side, past the despairing attempted blitz. Two turns of handbags followed as the dwarfs made a forlorn attempt to set up a pass. They managed a completion, but not toward anyone with a run to the line. Half-time score 1-0 to Socialisms Söner (SS). In the second-half Arvi’s Best Bitter managed to get rolling, knocking unconscious several SS players. Play got bogged down with both teams trying to pin their opponents. Eventually Agwin Agwinsson legged it left (he’s a trained runner, you know). Riding out an attempted blitz his Durin Stonethane helpfully cleared the way and the TD was scored. SS then had two downs and my God they almost did it, clearing all obstacles before dropping a final TD-scoring hand-off between Zablotny and Dmitry Hardaway despite rerolling for the game to end a draw.